“Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. ”
“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”
“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
“If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age. ”
“I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don't have to respect anybody.”
“I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something I hate. ”
“Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.”
“You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.”
“Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up. ”
“I thought to myself, 'why not write a bestseller?' In the first place, more people buy them and more people read them. You make more money and it doesn’t take any more time to write a bestseller than it does to write a book nobody buys.”
“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, and a good woman - or a bad woman;
it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
If you were married to Marilyn Monroe, you'd cheat with some ugly girl.
Grief and tragedy and hatred are only for a time. Goodness, remembrance and love have no end.
How beautifully leaves grow old. How full of light and color are their last days.
Fall in love with what you do for a living. I don't care what it is. It works.
If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.